So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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