Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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