I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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