Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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