and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
did you just send me my own nude
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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