Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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