8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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