so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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