Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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