Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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