if you like me you must not know who I am
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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