At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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