look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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