I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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