It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i will never coherently bang her
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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