I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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