I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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