I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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