i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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