You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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