At least make sure they are 18
Why
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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