Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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