i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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