you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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