Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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