Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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