he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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