I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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