I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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