under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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