Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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