Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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