How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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