Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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