porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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