Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I have post one night stand depression
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