sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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