sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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