Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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