My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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