I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
