dude i'm inner monologue high
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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