She's JV to your varsity
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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