This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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