so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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