As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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