i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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