Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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