He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
In America we eat man semen.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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