its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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