That's intense
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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