I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I touched a dick in church today
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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