We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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