Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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